Bad Heiress Day

Chapter One

"Lovely man."

"Such a waste. Sixty-five is still so young these days."

"I'm sure his faith was a comfort to him."

Platitudes - sincere and otherwise - were flying fast and furious in the narthex of the Ohio Valley Community Church. One woman spent a whole ten minutes telling Darcy Nightengale what a pillar of the community her father had been. The next woman smiled as she told Darcy how the universe now welcomed her father in his new state of pure energy. After that last "unique" remark, Darcy's husband, Jack, softly hummed the General Electric theme,

"We bring good things to life" in her ear. It made her laugh. A small laugh, but it was a gift none the less.

Somehow, the fact that a joke could still be made - in the current state of both the world and the family - was a foothold of hope. The Tuesday of this week, September 11, had been a day of national tragedy. Thousands lost their lives. Darcy had lots of company mourning a loved one.

For Darcy, though, September 11 was more still. September 11 was the last day she saw her father's eyes. The last day he spoke. For a man who'd been dying for months, Paul Hartwell chose a really lousy last day on Earth. It was like a cruel afterthought to lose her father in the early hours of September 12. The day after the world shook on its foundations. Darcy remembered looking up from the hospice center bed in the roaring, breathless silence, and wondering if anyone would even notice.

But they had. The church was crowded with friends offering their sympathy. It had been a rough day. Between the ceremonial pressure, the endless handshaking and the spurts of intense conversation, Darcy was running on adrenaline. After the months of dying, Dad's death felt more like the finish line of a long and weary marathon than any kind of mourning. She had stood beside Dad and seen him through to the end. Literally. When she dared to be honest, Darcy admitted that woven in through all the grief was a clear gleam of relief. Jack put his hand on the small of her back, as if holding her up, as an older woman told tales of Paul's kindness to her little dogs.

"That's the last guest," came a deep voice behind her. Ed Parrot was the epitome of a funeral director, subdued and dignified. Except that he had a voice like Darth Vader and a body just as large. The fact that he always wore a black suit just intensified the effect. It made for a creepy image every time he spoke to her - as if the telltale Vader breathing sound effect would kick in at any moment. He took her hand in his with an experienced clasp. With an exhale he looked into her eyes and said softly, "It's over."

Over. What a potent choice of words.

His expression told Darcy that he meant both the best and worst of it. Here was a man who knew how grueling the rituals of grief could be. The time would come soon enough when the small box of ashes would go to their final spot, but this day's duties were done.

Done. The word hung in Darcy's thoughts like the last chord of the Beatles' "A Day in the Life" - the one that echoed on at the end of the record for what seemed like forever.

"Kate's in the driveway," Jack said suddenly, loosening his tie. Darcy noticed that Jack and Mr. Parrot were exchanging looks. She raised an eyebrow.

"She's going to go take you to dinner. The kids and I will head back home - I rented a movie for them and bought a vat of popcorn."

She blinked. It hardly felt like time to hit a restaurant, but she couldn't even form a coherent protest.

Jack kissed her lightly on the cheek and pressed his hand into the small of her back again. "Go, hon. You need it."

In that moment, seeing her own weariness reflected in Jack's eyes, Darcy realized she did.

Boy, did she.

Only a best friend like Kate Owens would know to do this, and only Kate would dare.

When Darcy walked out the church's back door, Kate was in her little red Miata convertible. On the passenger seat was a pair of Darcy's jeans, a T-shirt, sneakers, the instantly recognizable red-and-white stripes of a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken - extra crispy, Darcy was sure, with extra biscuits - and a box of chocolate-covered graham crackers. Darcy wanted to cry for the understanding of it all. Jack and Kate knew, even before she knew it herself, that what she needed most at this moment was to unwind and do something that felt normal.

Kate's smile made words unnecessary. She winked back a tear and said, "We'll hit Graeter's Ice Cream Parlor if you're still hungry later, but for now, let's get out of Dodge."

"You betcha."

Kate reached over and opened the door. "Get in, girl." She pulled the car out through the parking lot's far exit so that they didn't have to pass any of the lingering guests Darcy saw talking to Jack. Jack was earning Husband of the Year points for this one, to be sure.

Speeding onto Victory Parkway, the evening's cooler air washed over Darcy like a balm, whipping her hair and streaming around her upstretched fingers. The weight of the last two hours slowly eased up off her shoulders. Of course, wiggling out of the control-top panty hose within thirty seconds of being in the car helped matters, too.

They stopped at a United Dairy Farmers convenience store to switch clothes in the ladies' room, ditching their somber suits for the familiarity of jeans and T-shirts. Darcy felt as if she began to breathe softer air.

They ate on benches in Overlook Park, the quaint pond behind them, the river valley stretching out before them. In a silence broken only with sighs, the pair watched the Ohio River wind its way under the bridges. The serene scene spread out in postcard-style perfection. Bit by bit the evening sky appeared, washing the landscape in pastels and pinpricks of light. You'd never even know New York was still smoking.

Kate licked her fingers loudly and she threw yet another bare drumstick bone into a paper bag. "We just raised our cholesterol a dozen points, you know."

Darcy chuckled. "I don't care. I've never enjoyed a bucketful of drumsticks so much in my life. But shame on you for getting all dark meat. We'd probably have added only five or six points if you'd have sprung for all white."

"No way. This was pure indulgence. White meat would have been too responsible. And just for that ungrateful remark, I'm going to eat all the cookies!" She made for the package, but Darcy lunged first.

"Over my dead body!" she yelled, then stopped short at the choice of words. They both held still for a moment. Oh man, just when she'd actually almost forgotten about it for a while. Even her own language couldn't get out from the death all around her.

(Continues.)