Chapter One
FORGET TO WEAR DEODORANT
ON A DATE OR ENDURE YOUR
DATE'S BODY ODOR?
BE KISSED BY YOUR MOM IN
PUBLIC OR YELLED AT BY YOUR
DAD IN PRIVATE?
SQUISH A ROACH WITH YOUR
BARE FEET OR A SPIDER WITH
YOUR HAND?
EAT WORMS OR HAVE WORMS?
WAKE UP WITH A SNAKE IN YOUR
SLEEPING BAG OR A SPIDER ON
YOUR FACE?
LIVE WITHOUT YOUR BIG THUMB
OR ALL YOUR TOES?
SEE AN OPERA WITH YOUR
FRIENDS OR A ROCK CONCERT
WITH YOUR PARENTS?
GET SLAPPED BY A FRIEND OR
KISSED BY AN ENEMY?
BE BOILED ALIVE OR FROZEN TO
DEATH?
GET BITTEN BY 100 MOSQUITOES
OR STUNG BY 10 BEES?
GO TO CHURCH EVERY DAY FOR A
WEEK OR NOT GO FOR A MONTH?
COACH YOUR FAVORITE SPORT OR
REFEREE IT?
LIVE AS JOHN THE BAPTIST OR
THE APOSTLE PAUL?
SPEND A DAY ON A SUNNY
BEACH OR A SNOW COVERED
MOUNTAIN?
HAVE BODY ODOR OR BODY HAIR?
HAVE A REALLY BAD DATE WITH
SOMEONE YOU LIKE OR HAVE A
GREAT DATE WITH SOMEONE YOU
DON'T?
BE AN INCREDIBLE WRITER OR
INCREDIBLE SPEAKER?
CHANGE YOUR FACE OR CHANGE
YOUR BODY?
BE A ONE-HIT WONDER OR HAVE
A LONG-BUT-MEDIOCRE MUSIC
CAREER?
HAVE UNCONTROLLABLE BACK
HAIR OR A FACE FULL OF
WARTS?
HAVE A HUGE NOSE OR
ENORMOUS EARS?
BE HATED FOR SOMETHING YOU
ARE OR LOVED FOR SOMETHING
YOU'RE NOT?
BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE OR BE
BROKEN UP WITH?
BE BALD FOR FIVE YEARS OR
HAVE A MULLET FOR LIFE?
LIVE DURING JESUS' TIME OR BE
ALIVE WHEN JESUS RETURNS?
HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE
OR NEVER MARRY AT ALL?
BE AN EXTRA IN A BUNCH OF
MOVIES OR GET A MAJOR PART
IN ONE MOVIE?
BE LIED TO OR ABOUT?
(Continues.)
