Chapter One
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
TAKE A JOURNEY?
A JOURNEY THAT WILL
CHANGE YOUR LIFE?
IF SO, THEN FOLLOW ME!
IT ALL BEGINS ON
THIS ROAD .
GENESIS
OKAY NOW,
LISTEN LORD, TAKE
WHATEVER YOU NEED. SHE
SHOULD HAVE A SMOOTH
COMPLEXION, BIG BROWN EYES,
A CUTE LITTLE NOSE, AND FULL RED LIPS .
OH! AND DON'T FORGET,
HER MEASUREMENTS
SHOULD BE .
KEEP IT UP,
ADAM, AND I WON'T
USE ANESTHESIA
DURING THIS
SURGERY!!
NO UNAUTHORIZED
ENTRY
EVE IN PRODUCTION
NOW THE EARTH WAS
FORMLESS AND EMPTY,
DARKNESS WAS OVER
THE SURFACE OF THE
DEEP, AND THE SPIRIT
OF GOD WAS HOVERING
OVER THE WATERS.
LET THERE BE LIGHT
. AND THERE WAS
LIGHT, AND GOD SAid
THAT THE LIGHT
WAS GOOD.
ON THE SECOND DAY, GOD
CREATED THE SKY.
ON THE THIRD DAY,
GOD CREATED DRY GROUND,
SEAS, AND ALL KINDS OF
VEGETATION.
ON THE FOURTH DAY, GOD
CREATED THE SUN, THE MOON,
AND THE STARS.
ON THE
FIFTH DAY,
GOD CREATED
ALL THE
CREATURES
THAT LIVE IN
THE OCEAN.
EXCUSE ME! HAVE
YOU SEEN MY SON
NEMO?
I AM NOT
TRYING TO KISS YOU!
MY LIPS ARE ALWAYS
SHAPED LIKE THIS!
AND GOD ALSO
CREATED EVERY
WINGED BIRD
ACCORDING TO
ITS KIND.
I'M BALD! CAN YOU
BELIEVE IT? HERE,
HELP ME COVER
THIS UP!
IS IT TRUE THAT
A BIG HEAD
MEANS A HIGH
I.Q?
I HEARD
IT WAS BIG
FEET!
ON THE SIXTH DAY,
GOD CREATED LIVING
CREATURES ACCORDING
TO THEIR KINDS:
LIVESTOCK AND
WILD ANIMALS.
ARE YOU A
FROG OR A
TOAD?
ACTUALLY,
I'M A PRINCE!
AND HE ALSO CREATED ALL
CREATURES THAT MOVE
ALONG THE GROUND.
GOD CREATED MAN IN HIS OWN IMAGE AND
LET HIM RULE OVER ALL CREATION.
HEY, YOU FORGOT
TO PAINT HIS
CLOTHES ON!
HUM .
BOXERS
OR
BRIEFS?
GOD RESTED ON THE SEVENTH DAY.
GOD
AT REST
SHHH
GOD CREATED THE GARDEN OF EDEN,
AND ALLOWED ADAM TO LIVE THERE.
GOD ALLOWED ADAM TO EAT FROM ANY TREE
IN THE GARDEN, BUT HE DID NOT ALLOW HIM
TO EAT FROM THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE.
IT PROBABLY
DOESN'T
TASTE
GOOD
ANYWAY .
GOD MADE ADAM NAME ALL THE CREATURES .
GRRR .! YOU'RE
A GRRRIZZLY
BEAR!
GOD SAW THAT ADAM WAS LONELY.
I'M
LONELY .
GOD CAUSED ADAM TO FALL INTO A DEEP SLEEP;
AND WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING, GOD TOOK ONE
OF ADAM'S RIBS AND MADE A WOMAN.
SOMETHING'S
MISSING .
WHAT-?!
HELLO . HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR RIB?
I HEAR YOU ARE PASSING OUT
NAMES . GOT ONE FOR ME?
I LOVE MY RIB! I MEAN . I LOVE YOU!
A NAME FOR THE WOMAN I LOVE . EVE!
I WILL CALL YOU EVE!
NOW THE SNAKE WAS CRAFTIER THAN ANY
OF THE ANIMALS IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN.
MOUSE, I HAVE AN ITCH IN THE BACK
OF MY THROAT - WILL YOU SCRATCH
IT FOR ME?
EVE, AREN'T
YOU
HUNGRY?
SOMETHING'S
NOT RIGHT HERE .
THIS TREE'S FRUIT LOOKS
VERY TASTY. WHY AREN'T YOU
EATING IT?
GOD TOLD US NOT
TO EAT FROM
THIS TREE.
GOD KNOWS THAT IF YOU EAT FROM
THIS TREE, YOU WILL BE JUST LIKE
HIM - AND THAT IS WHY HE TOLD YOU
NOT TO EAT IT. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
TASTY IT IS .
YOU'RE RIGHT,
IT DOES LOOK
TASTY! I WANT
IT .
. MAYBE
JUST ONE .
HA.
IT IS GOOD!
ADAM, THIS FRUIT
IS TASTY. WHY
DON'T YOU TRY
ONE?
EVE! GOD TOLD US
NOT TO EAT FROM
THIS TREE .!
C'MON!
IT'S GOOD!
TRY IT.
WE'LL GET IN
TROUBLE WITH
GOD .
OH ADAM . YOU'VE CHANGED .
I'M TELLING YOU IT'S
GOOD, BUT ALL
YOU CAN THINK
ABOUT IS
GETTING IN
TROUBLE WITH
GOD .
CHANGED? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
IF YOU WANT, I'LL EAT
WHATEVER
YOU
ASK .
HEE HEE . GIRLS
CAN MAKE GUYS
DO ANYTHING .
IT IS GOOD,
BUT GOD
DID SAY
NOT TO .
HACK!
HACK!
HACK!
MY THROAT! IT
GOT STUCK IN
MY THROAT .!
EW! SOMETHING'S
STICKING OUT
IN YOUR NECK!
WHEW - WELL
AT LEAST I
CAN BREATHE
AGAIN .!
. DID YOU KNOW . UM .
THAT YOU'RE NAKED .?!
AHEM! YOU'RE NAKED
TOO . HUM . EMBARRASSING.
ADAM!
ADAM! WHERE
ARE YOU?
ADAM! COME
OUT HERE!
DON'T ANSWER HIM.
IF WE KEEP HIDING,
WE'LL BE SAFE.
I DON'T
KNOW . DON'T
YOU THINK HE CAN
SEE US?
ADAM! COME
OUT HERE!
GOD? I'M EMBARRASSED
BECAUSE I'M NAKED.
THAT IS WHY I
WAS HIDING.
WHO TOLD YOU
THAT YOU WERE
NAKED? DID YOU
EAT FROM THE
TREE OF
KNOWLEDGE?
I ATE IT BECAUSE THE
WOMAN YOU MADE
GAVE IT TO ME .!
IT'S
TRUE!
IT WAS THE SNAKE!
THE SNAKE TRICKED
ME INTO EATING IT!
ADAM'S
A
TATTLETALE
IT WAS .
UH-OH.
YOU WILL CRAWL ON YOUR BELLY AND YOU WILL EAT
DUST ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE. I WILL PUT ENMITY
BETWEEN YOU AND THE WOMAN AND
HER OFFSPRING: HE WILL CRUSH YOUR HEAD,
AND YOU WILL STRIKE HIS HEEL.
YOUR PAIN IN
CHILDBEARING WILL BE
GREATLY INCREASED.
BY THE SWEAT OF YOUR BROW,
YOU WILL GET YOUR FOOD
UNTIL YOU RETURN TO THE
GROUND, SINCE FROM IT
YOU WERE TAKEN;
FOR YOU ARE DUST,
AND TO DUST
YOU SHALL RETURN.
GOD BANISHED THEM FROM THE GARDEN OF EDEN. HE PLACED A FLAMING SWORD
FLASHING BACK AND FORTH TO GUARD THE WAY TO THE TREE OF LIFE.
GOD MADE US THESE
CLOTHES.
HE IS SO
GENEROUS .
AND WE STILL HAVE
REASON TO BE HAPPY.
WHY
IS
THAT?
WHAT WOULD WE HAVE DONE
IF GOD HAD SEPARATED US
AS A PUNISHMENT?
YES, WE
MUST
THANK
GOD
ALWAYS.
UH-OH!
IT'S TIME
TO GO TO
WORK.
COME HOME EARLY IF YOU
CAN .
OKAY. I'LL BE
HOME RIGHT
AFTER WORK!
(Continues.)
